Tuesday, November 16, 2010

I Was Just Thinking

Have you ever noticed that your arms are like little thermostats? Seriously--when you're in bed and get hot, out come the arms from under the covers. And then when you cool down, they pop right back inside. Am I the only one who has noticed this scientific phenomenon?

Thursday, November 11, 2010

I'm A Lucky Girl . . .

Do you actually realize all the wonders of the inter net? Just in todays mail I got tons of free gifts. They include:

  • All my Christmas gifts paid for

  • I get to pay less than half the taxes I owe (gosh, I think we already paid them)

  • An extension on my warranty (I don't think I have any warranties)

  • My next car "the car of my dreams" below actual cost

  • Two Jet-Blu airline tickets

  • Better breasts

  • Penis enhancement

  • I'm a lottery winner

  • Unclaimed assets in my name

  • Disability benefits

  • Jennie is interested in me (come on . . . I'm a g.i.r.l.)

  • I have 5 "FlirtVites"

  • Lucky me--I'm going to Vegas

  • All the VIAGRA I could ever want---wooo-hooo--what a weekend this is going to be (I think I'll take it to Vegas with me)

  • A free I-phone

  • A superprize notification from Publisher's Clearing House

How did we ever live without the inter net?