Tuesday, November 16, 2010
Have you ever noticed that your arms are like little thermostats? Seriously--when you're in bed and get hot, out come the arms from under the covers. And then when you cool down, they pop right back inside. Am I the only one who has noticed this scientific phenomenon?
Thursday, November 11, 2010
Do you actually realize all the wonders of the inter net? Just in todays mail I got tons of free gifts. They include:
- All my Christmas gifts paid for
- I get to pay less than half the taxes I owe (gosh, I think we already paid them)
- An extension on my warranty (I don't think I have any warranties)
- My next car "the car of my dreams" below actual cost
- Two Jet-Blu airline tickets
- Better breasts
- Penis enhancement
- I'm a lottery winner
- Unclaimed assets in my name
- Disability benefits
- Jennie is interested in me (come on . . . I'm a g.i.r.l.)
- I have 5 "FlirtVites"
- Lucky me--I'm going to Vegas
- All the VIAGRA I could ever want---wooo-hooo--what a weekend this is going to be (I think I'll take it to Vegas with me)
- A free I-phone
- A superprize notification from Publisher's Clearing House
How did we ever live without the inter net?