I Was Just Thinking

Have you ever noticed that your arms are like little thermostats? Seriously--when you're in bed and get hot, out come the arms from under the covers. And then when you cool down, they pop right back inside. Am I the only one who has noticed this scientific phenomenon?

I'm A Lucky Girl . . .

Do you actually realize all the wonders of the inter net? Just in todays mail I got tons of free gifts. They include:

• All my Christmas gifts paid for


• I get to pay less than half the taxes I owe (gosh, I think we already paid them)


• An extension on my warranty (I don't think I have any warranties)


• My next car "the car of my dreams" below actual cost


• Two Jet-Blu airline tickets


• Better breasts


• Penis enhancement


• I'm a lottery winner


• Unclaimed assets in my name


• Disability benefits


• Jennie is interested in me (come on . . . I'm a g.i.r.l.)


• I have 5 "FlirtVites"


• Lucky me--I'm going to Vegas


• All the VIAGRA I could ever want---wooo-hooo--what a weekend this is going to be (I think I'll take it to Vegas with me)


• A free I-phone


• A superprize notification from Publisher's Clearing House

How did we ever live without the inter net?